Thread:Maxie4ossie/@comment-5608292-20120916125117/@comment-50.126.37.77-20120918135944

I HAVE A SONG FOR YOU


 * Ahem*

Once a year we celebrate With stupid hats and plastic plates The fact that you were able to make Another trip around the sun

*GASP* And the whole clan gathers round And gifts and laughter do abound And we let out a joyful sound And sing that stupid song Happy birthday Now you're one year older Happy birthday Your life still isn't over Happy birthday <span class="line line-s" id="line_14" style="padding-right:5px;padding-left:5px;font:inherit;display:block;">You did not accomplish much <span class="line line-s" id="line_15" style="padding-right:5px;padding-left:5px;font:inherit;display:block;">But you didn't die this year <span class="line line-s" id="line_16" style="padding-right:5px;padding-left:5px;font:inherit;display:block;">I guess that's good enough <span class="line line-s" id="line_17" style="padding-right:5px;padding-left:5px;font:inherit;display:block;">So let's drink to your fading health <span class="line line-s" id="line_18" style="padding-right:5px;padding-left:5px;font:inherit;display:block;">And hope you don't remind yourself <span class="line line-s" id="line_19" style="padding-right:5px;padding-left:5px;font:inherit;display:block;">The chance of finding fame and wealth <span class="line line-s" id="line_20" style="padding-right:5px;padding-left:5px;font:inherit;display:block;">Decrease with every year <span class="line line-s" id="line_21" style="padding-right:5px;padding-left:5px;font:inherit;display:block;">Does it feel like you're doing laps <span class="line line-s" id="line_22" style="padding-right:5px;padding-left:5px;font:inherit;display:block;">And eating food and taking naps <span class="line line-s" id="line_23" style="padding-right:5px;padding-left:5px;font:inherit;display:block;">And hoping that someday perhaps <span class="line line-s" id="line_24" style="padding-right:5px;padding-left:5px;font:inherit;display:block;">Your life will hold some cheer <span class="line line-s" id="line_25" style="padding-right:5px;padding-left:5px;font:inherit;display:block;">Happy birthday <span class="line line-s" id="line_26" style="padding-right:5px;padding-left:5px;font:inherit;display:block;">What have you done that matters? <span class="line line-s" id="line_27" style="padding-right:5px;padding-left:5px;font:inherit;display:block;">Happy birthday <span class="line line-s" id="line_28" style="padding-right:5px;padding-left:5px;font:inherit;display:block;">You're starting to get fatter <span class="line line-s" id="line_29" style="padding-right:5px;padding-left:5px;font:inherit;display:block;">Happy birthday <span class="line line-s" id="line_30" style="padding-right:5px;padding-left:5px;font:inherit;display:block;">It's downhill from now on <span class="line line-s" id="line_31" style="padding-right:5px;padding-left:5px;font:inherit;display:block;">Try not to remind yourself <span class="line line-s" id="line_32" style="padding-right:5px;padding-left:5px;font:inherit;display:block;">Your best years are all gone <span class="line line-s" id="line_33" style="padding-right:5px;padding-left:5px;font:inherit;display:block;">If Cryogenics were all free <span class="line line-s" id="line_34" style="padding-right:5px;padding-left:5px;font:inherit;display:block;">Then you could live like Walt Disney <span class="line line-s" id="line_35" style="padding-right:5px;padding-left:5px;font:inherit;display:block;">And live for all eternity <span class="line line-s" id="line_36" style="padding-right:5px;padding-left:5px;font:inherit;display:block;">Inside a block of ice <span class="line line-s" id="line_37" style="padding-right:5px;padding-left:5px;font:inherit;display:block;">But instead your time is set <span class="line line-s" id="line_38" style="padding-right:5px;padding-left:5px;font:inherit;display:block;">This is the only life you get <span class="line line-s" id="line_39" style="padding-right:5px;padding-left:5px;font:inherit;display:block;">And though it hasn't ended yet <span class="line line-s" id="line_40" style="padding-right:5px;padding-left:5px;font:inherit;display:block;">Sometimes you wish it might <span class="line line-s" id="line_41" style="padding-right:5px;padding-left:5px;font:inherit;display:block;">Happy birthday <span class="line line-s" id="line_42" style="padding-right:5px;padding-left:5px;font:inherit;display:block;">You wish you had more money <span class="line line-s" id="line_43" style="padding-right:5px;padding-left:5px;font:inherit;display:block;">Happy birthday <span class="line line-s" id="line_44" style="padding-right:5px;padding-left:5px;font:inherit;display:block;">Your life's so sad it's funny <span class="line line-s" id="line_45" style="padding-right:5px;padding-left:5px;font:inherit;display:block;">Happy birthday <span class="line line-s" id="line_46" style="padding-right:5px;padding-left:5px;font:inherit;display:block;">How much more can you take? <span class="line line-s" id="line_47" style="padding-right:5px;padding-left:5px;font:inherit;display:block;">But your friends are hungry <span class="line line-s" id="line_48" style="padding-right:5px;padding-left:5px;font:inherit;display:block;">So just cut the stupid cake!! <span class="line line-s" id="line_49" style="padding-right:5px;padding-left:5px;font:inherit;display:block;">Happy birthday <span class="line line-s" id="line_50" style="padding-right:5px;padding-left:5px;font:inherit;display:block;">Happy birthday <span class="line line-s" id="line_51" style="padding-right:5px;padding-left:5px;font:inherit;display:block;">Happy birthday, dear <span class="line line-s" id="line_52" style="padding-right:5px;padding-left:5px;font:inherit;display:block;">Ralph! Bill, Ralph Kramden <span class="line line-s" id="line_53" style="padding-right:5px;padding-left:5px;font:inherit;display:block;">Stanly? Skipper, Skippy, the bush kangaroo! <span class="line line-s" id="line_54" style="padding-right:5px;padding-left:5px;font:inherit;display:block;">Dicky, Bob...